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the handjob time machine is an invention.

it is an invention to go back with the sole purpose of boning down with those crushes that were never in our timeline. this photoblog is of my personal and friends’ hjtm dreams.

look through the archives for more babes.

email your hjtm wishes to handiesinspace (at) gmail (dot) com

visual handjobs at donghits

i’ve covered him (sadly not IRL) before, but joe dallesandro will always continue to be a megababe of epic proportions.
don’t believe me? look at the cover of the rolling stones’ “sticky fingers” or any of the incredibly NSFW pictures of his magnificent hog.
MEGABABE

i’ve covered him (sadly not IRL) before, but joe dallesandro will always continue to be a megababe of epic proportions.

don’t believe me? look at the cover of the rolling stones’ “sticky fingers” or any of the incredibly NSFW pictures of his magnificent hog.

MEGABABE


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2.8.2013 |
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STEPHEN GODDAMN HAWKING
continuing our sexy nerd series.
SCIENCE WINS. EVERY TIME.

STEPHEN GODDAMN HAWKING

continuing our sexy nerd series.

SCIENCE WINS. EVERY TIME.


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2.5.2013 |
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amomaly:

You sexy SOB

WORD.

amomaly:

You sexy SOB

WORD.

(Source: thepacificatlantic)


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2.4.2013 |
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dustycorners:

GOD BLESS WILKO JOHNSON

all day long.

dustycorners:

GOD BLESS WILKO JOHNSON

all day long.


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1.25.2013 |
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KEVIN AYERS.
GODDAMN, WHAT A FACE.

KEVIN AYERS.

GODDAMN, WHAT A FACE.


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12.17.2012 |
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arthur leelove
dreamboat forever

arthur lee
love

dreamboat forever


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11.8.2012 |
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bartleby-company:

fuckyeahhistorycrushes: William F. Cody, a.k.a. Buffalo Bill, at age 19.

bartleby-company:

fuckyeahhistorycrushes: William F. Cody, a.k.a. Buffalo Bill, at age 19.


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9.25.2012 |
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Louise Brooks always has, and always will be, the cutest ever

Louise Brooks always has, and always will be, the cutest ever


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9.15.2012 |
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John WayneThin White Duke
for Keara & Rachel
you ain’t wrong, ladies!

John Wayne
Thin White Duke

for Keara & Rachel

you ain’t wrong, ladies!


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9.14.2012 |
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tim buckley
photo by nurit wilde

tim buckley

photo by nurit wilde


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9.12.2012 |
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get at yr girl

9.10.2012 |
al jardine
beach boys

al jardine

beach boys


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9.10.2012 |
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workman:

eugeniouniflor:
Lucian Freud and Francis Bacon. Great painters

workman:

eugeniouniflor:

Lucian Freud and Francis Bacon. Great painters


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8.27.2012 |
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oh hi ringooooo

oh hi ringooooo

(Source: too-stoned-to-remember, via kenhatter)


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7.14.2012 |
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deviatesinc:

Composer Alban Berg, 1909

photos by Madame d’Ora

(via mydaguerreotypeboyfriend)

7.12.2012 |
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